I'm indecisive, I don't make sense half the time, my mind wanders a lot, I daydream and I have the attention span of a fly but hell that's me. You'll learn to either love me or hate me, I have a pretty close group of friends who love me and a decent amount that hates me, I guess that means I'm doing something right in both groups.
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
I’m a threat to myself
As I close a chapter in my life, it made me realize that I need a lot of help to rebuild my esteem and confidence. For 6.5 years I had been hiding behind him as a safety blanket. When I thought I was loving myself, I was making myself comfortable in his love. This really sealed my trust issues package. For 6.5 years you make yourself so vulnerable to someone and in just a matter of seconds, it’s gone. Did I see it coming? Nope, he’s a good liar but he is a better person than me I must admit. I wouldn’t have the guts to do it. This is gonna take a lot of time to fix, I’m going to need to learn about myself from scratch before I can move forward. It’s like learning to stand and eventually walk on your own all over again.